Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...