Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...