Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...