Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...