Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...