Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.