What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...