Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Real opcodes
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What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...