Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...