What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...