New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...