Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...