Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...