What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...