Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...