More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.