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Go home and wait
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Top 10 rejection lines by women!
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Yo mama is so dirty
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Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
The results of statistics
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The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
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