Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...