God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
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How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
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what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...