Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...