Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...