Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...