The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...