Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...