10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...