Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...