Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...