If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...