Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...