Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...