Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!