The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...