Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...