A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...