Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...