What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...