Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!