Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...