Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.