Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...