A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...