rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...