Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
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Say After Sex
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Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Suppository In Her Ear
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What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
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Before Viagra
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TGIF On Shoes
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A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!