How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...