The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...