Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...