Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...