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Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
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* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
cross a worm and an elephant
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Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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The Speed of Time by Age
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My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...