Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...