lawyer and a mosquito
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Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...