What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...