How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...