Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...