What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.