Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...