Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...