Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...