Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!