Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...