Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!