A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...