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How does a Russian commit suicide?
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Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
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A final diagnosis
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I’m trying to prove a point
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
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Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
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The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...