Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!