Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...