What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
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An engineer and a programmer
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A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
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A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...