What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...